Maryland Dumb Laws

No Stink Bombs Allowed

In Maryland, it’s illegal to make, sell, or use so-called “stench bombs,” devices designed to release an overpowering, offensive odor. The law treats them seriously, listing them alongside other illegal explosive items, even though their damage is more nasal than structural. Anyone caught creating or distributing these olfactory weapons could face a fine of up to $500. It’s a classic case of lawmakers saying: keep your chemical pranks to yourself. Source

Thistles Are a No-Go

Not all weeds are treated equally in Maryland. And thistles, especially Canada thistle and bull thistle, have been singled out. They’re considered invasive species and are banned under the state’s noxious weed control laws. Landowners are expected to keep them off their property, or they could face state-mandated removal. Apparently, even in your own yard, not all plants are welcome. Source

Fortune-Telling is a Crime

In certain Maryland counties, pretending to tell fortunes can land you in legal trouble. Under a now-outdated, but occasionally enforced, law in Caroline County, “fraudulent” fortune-telling is a misdemeanor offense. Violators could be fined up to $500 or even jailed for six months. It’s not about crystal balls, it’s about cracking down on perceived scams. Source 

No Lions at the Theater 

Baltimore once banned taking a lion to the movies. That’s not a metaphor; it was a literal city ordinance. While it’s unclear who needed this rule (or how many people were sneaking jungle cats into matinees), the law highlights the city’s flair for ultra-specific legislation. Source 

Sunday Car Sales

Maryland is one of several states with lingering “blue laws.” And one of them forbids car dealerships in most counties from opening on Sundays. It’s a throwback to older religious codes that limited commercial activity on the Sabbath. So if you’re car shopping in Maryland, plan your weekend wisely. Source