Maine Dumb Laws

No Blowing Your Nose in Public in Waterville

In Waterville, Maine, it’s illegal to blow your nose in public. While the rationale behind this law is unclear, it adds to the state’s collection of quirky statutes. So, if you feel the need to clear your sinuses, it’s best to do so in private. Source

No Roller Skating on the Sidewalk in Biddeford

In Biddeford, Maine, a city ordinance strictly forbids riding bicycles or roller skating on public sidewalks. Don’t try to skirt the rules either because it will cost you. Source

No Parking in Front of Dunkin’ in South Berwick

In South Berwick, Maine, it’s illegal to park in front of Dunkin’ Donuts because those spots are reserved for police officers only. Source

No Playing the Violin in Augusta

In Augusta, Maine, it’s illegal to walk down the street playing the violin. This law adds to the state’s collection of quirky statutes. Source

No Christmas Decorations After January 14th

In Maine, the holiday spirit is taken seriously, but once January 14th rolls around, your Christmas decorations better come down. It’s technically illegal to keep them up past this date, likely a way to encourage a clean slate after the holiday season. Source