Florida Dumb Laws

No Singing in a Swimsuit 

If you’re planning to belt out a tune while lounging on the beach, think again. Florida law prohibits singing in public while wearing a swimsuit. Whether this was meant to curb rowdy beach parties or just an odd oversight, it’s certainly one of the stranger Florida laws on the books. Source 

Shacking Up Prohibited

Believe it or not, Florida once had a law that made it illegal for unmarried couples to cohabitate. While this law was largely ignored in modern times, it technically remained enforceable for years. Source 

No Imitating Animals 

If you’ve ever made animal noises for fun, you might have unknowingly broken the law in Florida. The state has a regulation that prohibits people from imitating animals. How this is enforced remains a mystery. Source 

No Showering Naked 

This one is particularly baffling—Florida law technically prohibits showering while naked. How one is supposed to bathe while fully clothed is anyone’s guess. Source