Mississippi Dumb Laws
Diapers Required for Dogs
In the town of Temperance, Mississippi, walking your dog without a diaper is reportedly against the law. The ordinance was supposedly intended to keep sidewalks clean and minimize pet-related complaints. While it’s hard to imagine enforcement officers handing out tickets to spaniels, the diaper demand shows how far some towns will go to maintain order. Source
No Shaving in the Middle of Main Street
Tylertown takes public grooming seriously — so seriously that shaving in the center of Main Street is banned. The reasoning behind the ordinance isn’t well documented, but it may have been created to discourage loitering or street congestion. Either way, if you’re feeling scruffy, best to find a bathroom sink. Source
Red-Tipped Cane Rules
Under Mississippi law, it’s illegal for anyone who is not blind to carry a white cane with a red tip. This regulation exists to prevent confusion for motorists and pedestrians, ensuring the symbol remains clear for those who rely on it for visibility and safety. Violators may be fined or even face jail time. Source
Respect the Right-of-Way
In Brandon, it’s illegal to obstruct a pedestrian’s path by placing a truck in their way. This odd but practical rule reinforces pedestrian right-of-way and keeps sidewalks accessible — even if it’s a rare issue in day-to-day life. Source
No Barroom Hook-Ups
Ridgeland, Mississippi doesn’t want things getting too frisky in public establishments. An ordinance prohibits sexual activity inside bars or taverns, likely aimed at curbing indecent behavior in places that serve alcohol. Whether it’s ever been enforced remains unclear, but technically, the law is still in effect. Source